Sar Weety is the first mate of Captain I. Aye, and has served him loyally for many years. Like all the Pilates, Sar Weety loved his rum and had a constant supply on him at all times. As a result of his constant rum drinking, in combination with his time travel, his liver turned a rare shade of blue. This required him to drink a special blue rum called 'Timesies Juice' that was distilled while travelling in the Time Seas. Nothing changed much for Sar Weety when he and his crew mates were dragged into Woodfordia. He continued to drink, he continued to serve his captain, and he continued to hate mushrooms. Though no-one knew where he continued to get his supply of blue rum.